Monday, October 15, 2007

We're Moving On Up...


We have moved past NickJr.com to become the #6 most viewed website at my house. As such, we are Movin' on Up!
Well we're movin on up,To the east side.To a deluxe apartment in the sky.Movin on upTo the east side.We finally got a piece of the pie.
We have a posh, new address.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen;Beans don't burn on the grill.Took a whole lotta tryin'Just to get up that hill.Now we're up in the big leaguesGettin' our turn at bat.As long as we live, it's you and me babyThere ain't nothin wrong with that.
We'll have a more professional look (hear that kids), and an easier address to remember.
Well we're movin on up,To the east side.To a deluxe apartment in the sky.Movin on upTo the east side.We finally got a piece of the pie.
Come visit me at my new address:
SteveLaser.com

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Bluetooth for Blue-Hairs


My dad is 69 years old and a few months ago he saw me wearing my bluetooth headset. He says, "I can't stand those things. You never know who someone is talking to. They're for rude people."

I'm like, "Dad, first, it's the law in Chicago that you have to drive hands free, and second, these things are awesome, you should try one."

But he's old school, I mean he has an email account but he barely knows how to use it. He has me reply for him on important business matters. There is no way he's doing bluetooth. I can't believe he even has a computer!

So imagine my surprise when he shows up at my home for my daughter's 7th birthday a few days ago with a bluetooth headset and a brand new Motorola Razr that was about 1 mm thick! "Hey dad, are you getting a Corvette, too!"

Sure enough, he didn't know how to use it, let alone pair it. I paired it for him right away and next thing you know, he was loving his new toy. "I should've gotten one of these a long time ago, why didn't you tell me about them?"

"Dad, you were making fun of me for wearing it, don't you remember?"

"What are you talking about? I don't make fun of you."

Aaahhhhhhh. Selective memory.

Well, now that the people with blue hair have bluetooth, it's official. Bluetooth has permeated our society completely. Next.

Friday, October 12, 2007

What is Your Motive?

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Leon is a friend of mine. And Leon asks me, "What is your motive for writin' homey? You gonna be a Microsoft MVP? You gonna be a Mobius? You gonna get you some awards, boy?"



My ladder goes no higher Leon. I just like to write. This blog is free and anyone can set one up.



"But y'all write for Aximsite and MobilitySite too. Whaddayawant, a medal?"



It's cool to have an audience. Although, I think my site was voted #7 in my own household, behind Disney.com, Webkinz.com, NickJr.com, and several others. But who's counting?


"You is makin' the big cash at those big fancy sites now, so you gonna stop writin' here for the small folk. I knows peeps like you."

Luckily I make a living at my real job so that I can have a fun hobby of writing. I appreciate the people like Chris of Aximsite who give people a chance to write, express their views and try new products. That's some cool stuff. But at the end of the day, I have to pay my bills with my real job. Leon, can you spot me a C-note until next week?

"Do you take checks? Right, right, I'm just kiddin' around! I ain't got no checks! But seriously, you expect me to believe you writin' out of the goodness of your heart?"

No. I get alot out of it. It's purely selfish. When I write, it's just me and a blank computer screen. I'm not thinking about anyone else. I'm not thinking about who I write for, what website it's going on, or what benefit the site owner is getting; I'm just creating. And if it works for the site owner and me, then everyone is happy. Either way, I'm just chillaxin'.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Birdsoft's All in Texas Hold 'em

Birdsoft All in Texas Hold 'Em v 2.751

http://www.birdsoft.biz/
Available from the Birdsoft Website for $16.95


It takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master

Birdsoft’s All In Texas Hold ‘Em is just like the real thing.

I've battled against the best players for hours and finally I'm heads up for the championship with my nemesis, Larry. At one point I had a two to one chip lead, but he battled back with some lucky draws, and now he has a slight chip lead. The dealer just dealt me a pair of black queens. Larry checks. I make no facial expression as I raise three times the blind, or $450. I want to put all my chips in now, but I don't want to scare Larry off the pot.

But Larry reraises me! He bets another $450. I think he has Ace King. I just call and we see a flop. The dealer throws out ACE OF DIAMONDS, SEVEN OF DIAMONDS AND QUEEN OF CLUBS. Bingo! Three of a kind for me! I, again, make no facial expression (even though I'm playing against a pocket pc!) and check, hoping to trap my opponent. I think Larry hit his Ace and thinks he has me beat. Sure enough, Larry bets big, $1500. I make a face like, "why so much Larry?" Then I hem and haw like Gus Hansen, the poker pro, and rub my head. I have him beat. The trick is to get all my money into the pot to maximize my winnings…




Setup
Hold ‘Em is easy to install. I put it onto the SD card of my Axim x50v. There are versions for the desktop, palm and smartphone as well. It is vga compatible, works great in landscape or portrait mode, is customizable and has many game options.














This is the opening screen. The latest version is 2.751. You can choose settings, play, help or exit.















This is the setup screen.














Setup allows you to choose the blinds, automatic hints, which I’ll show you later, clock and battery which show up at the top right corner and are crucial for those of you who play too much poker! Muck Unchallenged Hands means that you will not see the losing hands of players who fold. I like to see those hands, even though you won’t see them in a real game, so I left that one unchecked.

The other settings, like table and player settings, have to do with color and graphics and are a matter of personal preference. I choose not to show the characters, just to show their names. You can experiment once you get the game.

The Game
Hold ‘Em gives you a choice of playing tournaments, “ring” games, and single table games. Tournaments are far more exciting and involve several tables, many players, and five different tournament types. The types are $1500 limit, $500 no limit, $750 pot limit, $1000 no limit and $3000 no limit. The trick is, you must have enough career earnings to pay the entrance fee to get into the tournament. That is why, when you’re a rookie, ring games can be valuable.


















This is the main screen. You can see I’ve earned over $1,000,000. I play a lot. It’s easy to get addicted. Thousands of people play online poker, millions watch on tv, and tons play in home games. This game keeps me in practice.

The rules are simple. Each player receives two cards. To ensure action on every hand, two players after the dealer are forced to bet – the first player after the dealer makes a half bet, the second makes a full bet. These are called the small blind and big blind because they are betting blind. They are betting before they see their cards. After everyone gets 2 cards they either bet, raise or fold.

Three cards are dealt into the middle and everyone who’s left bets, raises or folds. One more card is dealt into the middle and everyone bets raises or folds. Then a final, 5th card is dealt into the middle and everyone bets, raises or folds.

You make your best 5 card poker hand with your 2 cards and the 5 cards in the middle. Very simple.















This is a game in progress. Notice at the top right the time, and a plug where the battery indicator would be. At the bottom right is a question mark. That will give you a hint if you press it:


















It says this is not a good hand in this situation, so I fold. At the top left are the small and big blinds, $10 and $20. Underneath that is a 10, meaning we’ll play 10 hands at that size blind, and we’re on the 3rd hand.




















Pocket Kings! My hand is so hot it’s on fire. That’s another hint. But look what happens when I go all in:
I lose to a worse hand that gets 2 pair! That’s poker. Ouch!























I announce a raise and Larry lifts his eyebrows and just nods ok. I sit back and consider how much, wondering what to do with the prize money. If I go all in, which is another $8500, Larry will fold, so I just raise $4000 because Larry is "pot committed". Larry then goes all in and I call before he gets his chips in the middle. I'm about to start celebrating when he flips over his cards...KING OF DIAMONDS, TEN OF DIAMONDS


He’s got four to the flush. 4th Street brings a TWO of SPADES and I nearly faint from relief. Until the river. The dealer flips over a SIX OF DIAMONDS and I lose to a flush. Ouch.


Artificial Intelligence
It's hard not to get personally involved against your opponents, though they are only the product of Birdsoft's Artificial Intelligence. It bluffs, it makes crazy calls and gets lucky draws, and sometimes it's players get "steamed" and play completely out of control. If you are a good player you'll notice if your computer opponent is playing "tight", "normal" or "loose". But no matter how well you play, you can only go in with your best hand and either outplay your opponent or outdraw them. Are you good enough to take on Birdsoft's AI? I thought I was. This is a very difficult and unpredictable AI. It takes patience, skill and and quite a bit of risk-taking to defeat it. I've had some of my best playing poker friends try it, and they crashed and burned quickly. There is no formula for winning at this game because every hand is different. If you've played other handheld games where you've discovered a strategy to beat the game, you won't find one here. Every game is different, and that's what makes All in Texas Hold 'Em so wonderful and challenging.

Support
This is one of the best supported games you’ll ever play. They have their own forums for all their products! Not only can you ask their company support for help, you can also go to their community as well: http://www.birdsoft.biz/forums/.

3 ideas to make it better:
1. bigger buttons for one handed play
2. online game playing to play against live competitors
3. Customizable game play to allow me to set up my own timer, player types (aggressive, passive etc) and blinds so I can mimick my home game.
This is a great game. What makes it great is that it’s different every time I play it. The cards are random, the play is exciting, and success requires concentration. The support is excellent. There have been several free upgrades since I have bought it. The game software works well and is intelligently designed. I rate it 98 Laser Beams out of 100.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Pimp Your Ride



The best thing about having your own site is that you can define what you think is "mobile". Well, I travel alot. I compute in my car, communicate in it, and sort of live out of it, so I want to be comfortable in it. That means I must have great tuneage. But I'm not going to spend $1000 on a sound system when I'm getting rid of the car in 1 or 2 years, plus I don't want to give up any of my car's functionality, like the steering wheel radio controls.


So, here's my thoughts. I want to get the most bang for the buck, have the ability to play my mp3 player by plugging it directly into the stereo (using the FM band sucks), and I don't want to change the head unit b/c I will lose functionality. No problem.


An easy way to do this, if you like to hook up your own equipment, is to go to http://www.crutchfield.com/. They have great online service, including online chats, to help you pick the equipment you need. When you pick the equipment, they give you instructions specific to your make and model. That's pretty cool.



I'm sort of adventureous, but I've never in my life installed a car stereo. So I'm not sure what possessed me to go out and buy 2 sets of speakers, but I did. I spent $100 on front and rear Sony Xplod speakers. I figured they couldn't be that hard to install, and they had to sound better than the stock speakers.
There was virtually no information online on how to do this for my particular car, so I was on my own. It took me 1.5 hours to figure out that I had to remove my entire front door panel. It came away quite easily with 2 screws after I figured out what I was doing. The second door came off in 8 minutes. The rear speakers took another hour. It was really easy. The sound improvement was magical. You won't mistake it for a live symphony, but it beats the heck out of the factory speakers.
As I said, I have steering wheel radio controls. I can control the band, volume, mute, change stations, control the cd and a few other things with the controls. I don't want to give that up. I consulted with a few companies about how I could hook up my mp3 player directly to my stereo, but I received several different answers. Circuit City, for example, told me I would lose the steering wheel radio controls. Crutchfield told me, correctly, that I could keep them functional, and that I could purchase $250 worth of parts including a head unit. Not a bad deal, really. But there is no way I want to mess with all the wiring involved. I'm no installer.
The dealership where I bought my car offered the best solution. A direct connect to the existing head unit for $180. I'm in. The truth is I don't listen much to FM radio anyway. And any head unit will play cds and mp3s just fine.
So for a grand total of $280 I done PIMPED MY RIDE! Giddyup. Remember, the Sansa View is coming soon. Now my ride is ready...

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Let's Get Rolling...



This is my first post on my own blog. Here's what you won't get from me; news. There are plenty of great news sites. I love reading them. Everyday I browse Engadget, MobilitySite, Gizmodo and plenty of others. Great stuff. The world does not need one more news site.

But you will get some reviews and opinions. So what are we waiting for?

Before you run out and buy the brand new, beautiful, iPod Nano, wait. Yes, the Nano is one Phat, fatty hot device. I love the looks, features, size and the fact that it's an iPod. Hey, I'm no hater. Business is business, fun is fun, and there is nothing wrong with being an iPod fan boy. And boy, is there some iPod backlash going on?!

So why am I telling you to wait? Now that Apple has introduced a whole new line of products, all their competitors have scrambled to catch up. Apple owns 70% of the market. And just when their products were getting stale, they reinvented them in a bold, beautiful way. Forget about the criticism you may hear folks. The fact is that Apple's products are all over the news. They are red hot. They are truly special. Apple has advanced them to a new level. So to compete, a rival must not only match the features, they must beat the price, overcome the status that comes with owning an iPod or offer something far more compelling than an iPod.

I believe that Sandisk is about to do that with their upcoming View. The 8 GB (flash memory)iPod Nano offers a tiny form factor, a 2" diagonal screen to watch movies, and their famous ease of use. The 8 GB iPod sells for $199. Nice. But Sandisk, makers of flash memory, have a nice response in the View. The View comes in an 8 GB ($149) and 16 GB ($199) model. The 16GB model offers double the memory for the same price. It sports a 2.4" screen to Nano's 2" screen. It is slightly taller than the iPod, but it plays many different types of media files, then bests iPod by offering FM radio, a built in microphone, and a microSD slot. Nicer.

I ordered one from Amazon.com and should get it in late October or early November. Keep an eye out as I will review it at Aximsite. This should be exciting.